Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
sodamnrelatable: Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good” Middle school: “Pssh, whatever” High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
aduhm: closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
futurefantastic: badtvblog: Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die. THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING
dragonpikachu: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace: wegotplansforsammy: wibblywobblytimeturners: somewherethats-green: the worst fuckin thing is “oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW” “do you draw? you do? DRAW ME” like no “you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY” “you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW” “You speak that language?! Say...
more-beautifulyou: Do you ever get so upset that you start shaking?
shixn: i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
When you fight with your brother or sister.
thekoldiaries: riddlemetom: sweden has invented a carbonated water that tastes exactly like chocolate milkshake this could be the cure for obesity where is the nobel prize